I was not going to review
director Ridley Scott’s new movie THE COUNSELOR, because of my aversion to Pulitzer Prize winner
Cormac McCarthy’s pretentious dialogue in this, his screenwriting debut. But I
changed my mind because I yearned to write a “cautionary” review. I listened to what was fumblingly
coming out of the mouths of actors I respected in this “morality” tale and felt
patronized. Short pithy philosophical thoughts were floating from their
tongues, hovering in the air lifeless before falling ineffectively to the
ground.
The film opens with the
lovely Penelope Cruz under tousled white sheets making love to Michael
Fassbender – the Counselor – who is never called by any other name. The
erotically charged love scene quickly collapses under the weight of their
asinine conversation, a forecast of what I will have to sit through for the
next 2+ hours. Next the camera quickly cuts to the “dark” side of Mexico, where
high-stakes drug deals are under way, and then we jump to Amsterdam, Columbia,
Chicago, and continue hurtling back and forth to various sites on the Tex-Mex
border.
Our Counselor – a avaricious
newbie at the drug game - is about to do a deal with some “bad” boys –a strange
Javier Bardem with an even more bizarre hairdo, and Brad Pitt, a mysterious man
who is at ease with the under-world and seems to smoothly snake his way through
it, unscathed and a step ahead of calamity. For me the star of this den of
reptiles is Cameron Diaz who I found fascinating as the cold, shrewd, wildly
evil and often mesmerizing mistress of Bardem, Diaz, is often guarded by two
muscular and sleek Cheetahs (who are tamer than their master,) appreciatively
observing them hunt innocent prey. She is the best part of this movie –a carnal
and hard beauty with tattoos of Big Cats’ paw-prints adorning her body.
Suffice it to say the deal
goes bad and the Counselor is in a dangerous dilemma. Having been apprised by
his “partners” (part of the metaphysical drivel) as to the capriciousness of
doing business where there are no guarantees – all of the warnings come to
fruition. What I found most ineffectual about THE COUNSELOR was the attempt by Scott and McCarthy to make a weak
character the archetype for greed and arrogance in a “game” against seasoned predators.
I did not care about The Counselor at all – he was whiny, vain and as shallow
and lightweight as the stream of conversations we the audience had to endure.